tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-249191682011-09-09T13:31:04.439-07:00United League of Extraordinary IdiotscrsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.comBlogger1071100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-81825847291955638942010-08-03T13:18:00.000-07:002010-08-03T13:18:45.908-07:00

Wikki-wiki-woof-WOOF! More mouse mania. Check out that perspective attempt! No undo also.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-46071789190286191992010-05-18T02:47:00.000-07:002010-05-18T02:47:27.155-07:00

More mousey undo restricted scribble-fest.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-61054720401520481812010-05-08T03:16:00.000-07:002010-05-08T03:16:34.216-07:00

More mouse shenanigans. Yet again using another drawing program with no undo feature. Hence the ~Rodin \ Cubism-esq legs. I just ran with it... BOOM!

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-67600346874532225372010-04-28T08:15:00.001-07:002010-05-08T03:18:32.659-07:00

I have no Wacom. Back to the stone-ages of mouse drawings. Plus I used a program that has no undo. You can NEVER be this hardcore!!! Shuuuuuush, I know the face is bent!

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-71866969414825200432008-06-21T14:00:00.000-07:002008-06-21T14:28:24.100-07:00

I didn't mention it in the last post, but I was not in good health when I started to colour and letter that cartoon. That's why I didn't bother doing what I was going to do with the speech bubbles -which might have made them look slightly better. But that's not the point. Soon after I had done it, I had an incident with a cat. I don't know how malicious this kitten was intentionally being, but it

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-46499490613204054572008-06-08T13:52:00.000-07:002008-06-21T14:30:13.877-07:00

The last ninja turtle post had a bit of a rush job [comparatively speaking!] on the cartoon. Now here's something with more of a narrative. The composition might be a bit cramped. You should have seen the first layout I did - April had a full bodied shot in her negligee and she was touching a turtle. Phew, glad no one was forced to see that one! The area of the speech is a little bit weird, I

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-17392977617903972982008-05-21T12:26:00.000-07:002008-05-21T12:32:38.961-07:00

You know those hairless cats which women like? And you know those cloth-less women that men like? Well I put them together to spite all of you. That's your punishment for not making any orders on my latest venture.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-19273735722635616902008-05-16T10:28:00.001-07:002008-05-16T10:35:27.786-07:00

*Repost due to a mysterious bug in the formatting that would not link to a larger version of the composite*There are at least two men that John Kricfalusi gets a boner for. One is actor  Kirk Douglas. The other is Animation director Bob Clampett. Neither are kept a secret as JohnK himself will profess his love for Kirk's rippling back muscles, or give his visage  exposure in his cartoons and on

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com85tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-73749729395027932222008-05-08T03:40:00.000-07:002008-05-08T03:45:20.409-07:00

 Drab.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-79899675349172597702008-05-06T11:54:00.000-07:002008-05-06T11:58:33.029-07:00

Dr Woofhausen on duty - who wants a Dog vasectomy?

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-79275359118997287932008-05-04T16:37:00.000-07:002008-05-04T16:45:55.595-07:00

Despite the current weakness of the US Dollar, some Canadians are still not satisfied.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-20474577216571281462008-04-24T16:38:00.000-07:002008-04-24T16:42:52.065-07:00

It's been a while. Take a seat.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-89172170992833207102008-04-12T18:52:00.000-07:002008-04-12T18:58:13.945-07:00

Or dusk. 

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-37741625349487265772008-04-11T08:32:00.000-07:002008-04-11T08:36:22.373-07:00

Beware false prophets crowning their own unworthy messiahs.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-85836248651255440312008-04-09T09:24:00.000-07:002008-04-09T16:27:15.581-07:00

NOT Aeon Flux.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-60705931881872674292008-04-08T12:13:00.000-07:002008-04-08T12:18:18.751-07:00

I've changed the settings to only display the last 7 posts. That will help those with limited bandwidth. The rest are still there . I thought 7 would be a good number as, even if I do one a day, you'll get a weeks worth. You lucky bastards\bitches.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-79140716926728878162008-04-07T15:53:00.000-07:002008-04-07T15:59:20.482-07:00

No gun-flash means no hassle.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-47775451293441353492008-04-03T07:15:00.000-07:002008-04-03T07:25:18.819-07:00

The clothes look stupid because she originally had a [quite conservative two-piece] bikini. But swimsuits look out of place anywhere but by a large body of water. They look cheesy. Like cheap underwear.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-45042605258617805392008-03-29T12:59:00.000-07:002008-03-29T13:08:08.431-07:00

In more ways than one.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-72171928596568998722008-03-28T15:40:00.000-07:002008-03-28T15:52:40.964-07:00

Yer, so I need to work on my gun flashes. A bit of Rumiko Takahashi type eye, but not enough to look good.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-9068192579732547262008-03-25T14:27:00.000-07:002008-03-25T14:56:28.696-07:00

In a recent post, an anonymous commented that I was a "panty waist". I think what she\he was hinting at was that I had gone soft. I must admit to the sporadic bout of poetic prose, but I just can't help my romantic nature. However, to remedy this situation, and to regain the respect of a stranger I don't know nor care about, I decided to get back to grass roots. More guns. More women. More bikini

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-29602122061607779802008-03-20T12:22:00.000-07:002008-03-20T12:25:51.691-07:00

Dracula himself is not immune to the occasional fashion faux-pas.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-23561754233061071932008-03-17T19:29:00.000-07:002008-03-25T14:40:47.813-07:00

Frank's monster could only live in extremes. Created with the brain of a John Woo character, he takes no prisoners.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-49940288712705040172008-03-08T18:32:00.000-08:002008-03-25T14:56:28.698-07:00

Love looks to the west.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-35708805033104852242008-03-07T16:31:00.000-08:002008-04-03T07:26:04.326-07:00

When I was a child I couldn't quite catch on to Yosemite Sam, like some of the other characters. Not sure why, but maybe he seemed too one dimensional. He always came in blasting his guns, being loud and blustered for no reason. Rah rah rah. Hmpf. What a weirdo.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-14374886218846792362008-03-05T17:10:00.000-08:002008-03-25T14:56:28.699-07:00

To compensate for her lack of experience in the corporate banking sector, Janet knew she had to make an impact at her interview.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-685670640537628332008-02-28T14:54:00.000-08:002008-02-28T15:05:49.642-08:00

I've noticed that it's now common place for people to use their mobile phones on speaker mode for music. It can get annoying, and not in the 'noise pollution' way as you may think. After all, out in the real world, there's plenty enough noise vying for competition coming from traffic and the occasional roadwork and such. It's more that the tinny speakers makes any music sound quite bad [and worse

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-13194466205747868972008-02-25T10:52:00.000-08:002008-02-25T11:33:00.797-08:00

Don't know why, I'm loveable. Here's the skinny:~On February Third, 2008, Nick Cross posted on the progress of his latest animated short. I noticed something in the colouring that I wanted to ask about before [not necessarily Nick Cross], which was the colouring of some moving parts being a lighter hue than the static parts. My thoughts when I saw this as a child on cartoons was that because the

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-9073039243709409782008-02-21T16:54:00.000-08:002008-02-21T17:44:56.678-08:00

I didn't want to watch this show at first. The name was stupid, the anatomy looked like balloon animals. I was more into what John Buscema and Stan Lee was showing in How To Draw Superheroes - The Marvel Way! But  one innocuous day in Textiles class [you read correctly...] this guy had the teenage mutant comic book and I got curious. After my protests about the show, he tried to convince me that

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-66625362105313423622008-02-15T13:58:00.000-08:002008-03-25T15:02:30.580-07:00

My health deteriorates. I was worried that it might affect my drawing abilities. Nope, seems like I still got the panache!

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-33982006533258485372008-02-14T15:52:00.000-08:002008-03-25T14:56:28.702-07:00

Give her your heart, and she might pretend to not notice your fingers as they skim across her breasts.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-27929929097777433302008-02-13T10:57:00.000-08:002008-02-17T18:13:43.612-08:00

I bought myself the DVD of The Dark Crystal some months ago. I haven't watched it yet, as I don't have a television. What I remember when I first watched it in the cinema was that it wasn't immediately apparent to me who were the good guys in this film. Those gelflings didn't seem trustworthy. It was something to do with the speed that they ran. It seemed supernatural to me, watching on that big

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-22309220624065871212008-02-12T12:58:00.000-08:002008-03-25T14:56:28.703-07:00

I changed my mind about making her take a dump, but some of the clues still remain.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-69636235862467725332008-02-10T11:25:00.000-08:002008-02-10T11:29:51.228-08:00

Your tangled tales of lies and deceit, grow to choke your very essence. Repent...REPENT!!!

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-43357980081465734222008-02-08T18:02:00.000-08:002008-02-14T16:35:25.125-08:00

I shouldn't have rushed the colouring.There's more than one Chuck Jones cartoon with that singing dancing frog story, right? It's not just my imagination as a child? Even when I was younger, I used to be curious as to the motivation of the frog. Why would it only show that one guy that it could sing and dance. Now I know it was just being a WHORE! Or maybe it was based on some Aesop's fable or

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-2110059432984696862008-02-05T10:49:00.000-08:002008-03-08T18:49:52.080-08:00

I just don't know what to tell you. I wanted the flowers to look 'crappy', but not to this extent. Why is he wearing a moss covered jacket as skin? No idea. What I know is that I started with the beak, and continued pushing the 'wrong' colours all the way to the finish. At least it shows stamina and commitment on my part.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-85437326113526784012008-02-01T11:08:00.000-08:002008-02-01T11:32:51.864-08:00

When I was at University, I glanced up from my desk to see one of my fellow students pick his nose. You see people do this in their cars quite a bit - as if they think their windows are some sort of two-way mirror where they can't be spotted. Still, it's not pleasant viewing. But that's not the most horrid part. He then proceeded to FEAST upon his excavated treasures. That'll teach me to be bored

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-71101559952472917372008-01-29T08:45:00.000-08:002008-01-29T08:49:31.885-08:00

Like one of those chubby cats you might find on the internet. Notice I didn't write 'fat pussy', with all it's associated innuendo. That's a sign of maturity.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-62128825440644247632008-01-28T03:12:00.001-08:002008-01-28T03:14:05.176-08:00

Everybody but me is to blame for the poor execution of this. My reputation remains intact.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-16363123523133132742008-01-27T02:08:00.000-08:002008-01-27T02:12:06.421-08:00

~With questionable hygiene.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-12619300176869832972008-01-25T07:36:00.000-08:002008-01-26T01:03:20.182-08:00

Too good for the likes of you. You are not yet worthy to sample the sweet juices which lay within. The heavenly delights are not for your sinful earthly heart.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-24320188820196353872008-01-23T14:27:00.000-08:002008-02-21T17:24:55.664-08:00

Not being a comic book collector, most of my observations about Marvel super heroes came from one of the greatest how-to books published. That, quite obviously, was How To Draw Comics - The Marvel Way! What I gleaned from those illuminating pages was that super heroism had it's own fashion trends.• They liked to wear pirate boots [would Errol Flynn have anything to do with this?].• Tight pants

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-67320378462071001862008-01-19T04:37:00.000-08:002008-03-25T14:56:28.705-07:00

It's not referenced, so don't think it's of any person living or dead. 

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-46541240011439939442008-01-15T20:03:00.000-08:002008-01-16T01:16:20.388-08:00

"Woof! Bark! Donkey."

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-42071573119977635632008-01-14T19:05:00.000-08:002008-01-14T19:17:53.445-08:00

Kids, it's never the answer. Not to any mathematical question that I'm aware of, anyway.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-81950113504020800452008-01-13T17:08:00.000-08:002008-01-13T17:18:41.011-08:00

Borgs Bunny.  "What's up Buck?"

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-15984542590065410282008-01-11T15:22:00.000-08:002008-01-11T15:30:02.431-08:00

Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man. In disguise.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-72467094266929048542008-01-08T13:53:00.000-08:002008-01-08T14:06:45.993-08:00

I know what you are thinking. Something like 'hey crsP, you seem like a multi-talented genius type to me'. Well, that's a bold statement, and of course, you are correct in your assumptions. Here's a photograph I took. Look out for the spaceship heading sun-bound if you click for the enlarged version. No filters or special effects used. You may celebrate my achievement.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-37353542165337221982008-01-06T11:39:00.000-08:002008-01-06T11:49:01.770-08:00

Hot heads need cool water.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-28391000418880802502008-01-03T15:47:00.000-08:002008-01-03T16:06:01.460-08:00

Remember when The Simpson used to be consistently funny? Now you get one or two gags here and there if you're lucky. But even so, sometimes when they come, they hit big. One I recall off hand is a show [within the show] starring 'a cop, who solves crimes in his spare time'! Come on, be fair, the whole idea is as ridiculous as it is hilarious. Anyway this hasn't much to do with that gag, but it

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-44859396673047979452008-01-01T00:01:00.001-08:002008-01-15T12:50:09.771-08:00

...clutching his balls, 2008 rolls in to stink up your life. Real funky too. Like an eggy fart. But you welcome it, hoping for rose petals.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-56256394798687051942007-12-25T22:30:00.000-08:002008-01-15T12:49:29.808-08:00

I know that, for reasons unbeknownst to rational folk, people who consider themselves to be 'cartoonists' vehemently despise 3d software and imagery [in fact, ANY software, if recent statements that Adobe Flash has somehow got some malicious code built into it by jealous programmers which cause any and all animation created with it to be 'shittified'©, are to be believed], so it's with some

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-82598095295369489022007-12-23T08:13:00.000-08:002007-12-23T08:22:45.401-08:00

From Boxing Day onwards, Santi must feel fairly emasculated.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-13136071134621701042007-12-22T17:16:00.003-08:002008-01-15T15:24:39.806-08:00

Try not to get murdered this Christmas.Hugs and kisses [platonic, unless you're an enticing woman, with seductive skills and knowledge of the erotic arts, able to change my mind],From crsP [who is not a WHORE!!!]

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-15290971854471264592007-12-21T18:02:00.000-08:002008-01-15T12:46:31.610-08:00

I don't get the popularity of thongs. How is it sexy that your favourite girl is sweating on a string threaded through her arse-crack all day long? You want to bury that thing after normal use. And I shouldn't have to point out that thongs on men should be a no go, if only for the reason of aesthetics.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-33510023536173652792007-12-18T13:30:00.000-08:002007-12-18T13:48:10.144-08:00

...I'm single and I'm accepting applications. Now I realize that women are more inclined to value personality over any physical attribute when it comes to choosing a suitor [flings and one night stands notwithstanding]. So I've provided a visual interpretation of my personality. Judging from this picture, am I the type of guy you will feel comfortable to allow to defile your special place?

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-24193776572253445882007-12-13T13:03:00.001-08:002008-03-25T14:58:39.382-07:00

Scratchy. Plus I lost all the detail from the pencils when inking her face. She looks like she was hit with a frying pan to her face. Probably should have used reference for Spiderman. Oh well.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-57905532556836367992007-12-12T08:40:00.000-08:002007-12-13T13:10:23.104-08:00

In January Apple are expected to reveal a sub-notebook. It is rumored to have multi-touch sensitive surface and be a true rival to the Wacom cintiqs. Of course you should know that I just started this rumor. It's not going to happen. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE DREAMERS! This isn't STAR TREK!!!

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-69450991744533915622007-12-10T16:33:00.001-08:002008-03-25T14:58:39.384-07:00

In their efforts to sexualize Hermione, the film makers have lost focus on two facts. Firstly, she is a witch, and secondly, she is described with big buck teeth and bushy hair. All of which are integral to her character in the stories.Hollywood seems reluctant to acknowledge the literal descriptions that authors place in their books, disregarding plot, changing characters, and 'fixing' dialogue.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-40400697862037276162007-12-08T15:23:00.000-08:002007-12-08T15:41:00.186-08:00

My fan must have noticed the dearth of posts lately. Largely due to uploading of images being a difficult thing to do using Safari browser. Some times it works, most times not. I'm not entirely sure I've found the reasons for it's erratic behavior, but I'm experimenting. These were uploaded first time. Just to add to the confusion. I now refuse to download Camino browser or any others just to

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-45965096441735907612007-11-28T15:53:00.000-08:002007-12-12T15:39:09.271-08:00

You need to view the larger size to marvel at the optical-transposing I have hand delivered to you. WARNING: you may experience feelings of amazement. Viewer discretion is advised.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-13013222447961624892007-11-23T20:13:00.000-08:002007-11-23T20:17:00.362-08:00

Is it wise to ignore the sage advice from a talking rabbit, before a great battle? You must look deep within yourself for that answer.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-68185020749154618522007-11-21T17:15:00.000-08:002007-11-21T17:34:56.857-08:00

More fun than air swimming.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-88030064311811094752007-11-15T15:46:00.001-08:002008-01-15T12:45:06.888-08:00

Not the real deal, just an impressionists. I owe nothing in royalties.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-61336647051859824342007-11-13T11:23:00.001-08:002007-11-13T11:25:51.953-08:00

Don't fear the realism on display here. Keep telling yourself, it's just a picture.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-51672686744335671002007-11-11T16:52:00.000-08:002008-03-25T14:58:39.386-07:00

New craze, sweeping the nation. Which nation? Any nation. Lady's choice. You better get your air swimming costume before you are alienated by an increasingly homogenised society, artificially pursuing the infinitum of globalisation. Through the power of interpretative dance. If only.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-85548787590443994012007-11-08T10:25:00.001-08:002007-11-08T10:28:34.766-08:00

Something went horribly wrong with the last Mario. The foundation was weak. A better Mario was called for. It could not have got much worse.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-33220411108934871992007-11-06T13:39:00.000-08:002008-01-15T12:44:32.794-08:00

Phone doodle. But not a poodle.Is it 'cute'?Could you adopt it?Would you like to see it in the act of coitus?

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-67754206118805980372007-11-05T11:00:00.000-08:002008-03-25T14:58:39.389-07:00

I don't know why this came out looking like Tyra Banks. I wasn't thinking about her or going for a Tyra look, but it happened. And now we just have to deal with it.America's Next Top Model has to be one of the few formats for a 'reality' shows that works as watch-able viewing. Of course you have the girls walking about in their underoos, but you also get a peek at some useful info from the

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-6992072757980324412007-11-04T11:24:00.000-08:002007-11-04T11:30:45.915-08:00

Despite eggs dropping out of a chicken's butt, ketchup is not derived from a chickens menstrual cycle.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-12391293590516254502007-11-03T15:36:00.000-07:002008-03-25T15:00:55.589-07:00

Sometimes it's difficult to look on the bright side.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-39231612660278485462007-11-02T14:47:00.001-07:002008-01-15T12:43:40.330-08:00

He'll do anything to get you out of danger - even if it means MURDER! More bad lettering, the kind of bad lettering I know you love. Joined today by some strange anatomy. He's got his finest Marty McFly jacket on.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-22910796421486212812007-11-01T16:20:00.000-07:002008-01-15T12:43:09.774-08:00

Some people take it too far.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-61136870288942901572007-10-31T19:15:00.000-07:002007-11-02T15:05:44.879-07:00

Lettering here has to be the worst part.Everything too rushed.Was going to have a joke where I say something like 'Halloween is for kids - what grown-up do you see dressing funny and begging for freebies?', followed by a pic of JohnK holding a 'swag' bag labelled paypal. But even the rich deserves free money, if there's someone willing to give. So the joke wouldn't be funny. I would have egg on

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-1457631410462349462007-10-30T16:43:00.000-07:002008-01-15T12:42:31.621-08:00

After 7 days of consecutive posts, I decided to have 7 days of no posts. I thought I would get some response on my wacom post. Considering I brought the news before many sites, such as Cold Hard Flash [my quick news delivery explicitly implies I have the best website on the internet]. Plus all my hard work and research for the tips. *whimper*One of my favourite shows growing up was Heathcliff.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-87170304660130899572007-10-22T15:14:00.000-07:002008-01-29T09:15:06.606-08:00

Wow. Wacom has decided to bring out a new cheaper, smaller tablet. It's about the price of a new computer. And with that, I should caution against buying this immediately. The reason being is that there is a lot of speculation of Apple bringing out a new sub-notebook [i.e. small and compact]. Given the touch screen abilities on both it's recent releases of the iphone and ipod touch, and patenting

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-74364688713592206492007-10-21T14:04:00.000-07:002008-03-25T15:00:55.591-07:00

I noticed I was posting consecutive daily entries, so I decided to go for seven days in a row. Did it, with no encouragement from any of my many, naked, fans in the comment section. Yay me! Don't fear for my health, I'm not making this a daily update site. Although I see it as a good motivation to create something new, even when I don't feel like it. So I won't bind myself officially to being

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-6546927007110735872007-10-20T13:42:00.000-07:002008-01-15T12:41:37.113-08:00

Couldn't neglect all you horny females who clamour to this site for some mental massage. This was another thing from a few months ago that I decided to 'complete'. A lot of it is rushed, as you can tell.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-67456933883244236662007-10-19T15:20:00.000-07:002008-03-25T15:00:55.593-07:00

Thought I'd limit to using just a single-sized paint roller and eraser. Also decided against a last minute beach ball - that would clutter up the composition. The sun didn't come out as I wanted, and now I realise it's on the wrong side. But it works if you imagine the right arm twisted in a completely unatural way. hmm, more planning next time for the background. But it works if you imagine a

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-52455958658481501242007-10-18T16:51:00.001-07:002007-10-18T17:00:05.834-07:00

Many people now claim to be 'scared' of clowns. It's all the rage these days. If someone on a site such as deviantart post one of these horror type clown pictures, you're sure to get someone commenting that clowns have always terrified them. Personally, I don't buy it. I weren't hearing any such phobias voiced prior to Stephen King's 'IT'. Now you have that popular movie [and book] and a slew of

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-79702569600469363602007-10-17T11:56:00.001-07:002007-11-02T15:09:22.792-07:00

You may or may not have noticed the smooth ease into an upcoming Superman post I was planning from the previous post. That is, until I was outmanoeuvred by Eddie Fitzgerald, who quickly sneaked in a Superman post of his own, obviously to pre-empt me [are you telling me that it's a coincidence that after I did a post of my Gerald Scarfe shirt, he does one on a JohnK shirt?]. He's, quite blatantly,

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-28828487524483887772007-10-16T07:30:00.001-07:002007-11-02T15:08:59.605-07:00

I likes monkey. Used to watch the T.V. show when I was younger. Love the Chinese animated cartoon. Read the original book [translated into English]. Was foolish enough at one point to think of making a cartoon of it. Then Jaime Hulett does that before me.I like his designs, but he doesn't seem to be keeping to the description in the book - more like taking the idea of the character and the world

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-42606541099966102712007-10-15T10:52:00.001-07:002007-10-15T12:51:28.727-07:00

One thing which seems to be popular with people doing life drawings is the caricatured life model. This is just wrong, and if any instructor is allowing this to go on, then they are IDIOTS. Life drawing is about observation and re-creation of what you see on the page. I think people who do caricatured life drawings are doing a disservice to themselves as they are not making the advancements that

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-60374554184494814402007-10-14T12:39:00.000-07:002008-03-25T15:00:55.595-07:00

Ever had the need to fake being an animator convincingly, so as to impress a lady you had just met at a party? Not had the time to learn how to animate? Never fear, crsP is here to turn you into a genuine bona-fide animator, in less than one day! Shall we begin? Let's!There are two things that make an animator. Let us investigate. If you look around, you will find many drawings made by animators,

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-29413433670365325492007-10-06T12:11:00.000-07:002007-11-02T15:12:19.958-07:00

He's probably heard his name mentioned by his wife on the phone. How dare you suggest that he's keeping a quick lookout whilst MASTURBATING!!! I'm appalled by you. That's a newspaper he's holding, not a semen catching sock!Was extra careful with the inks this time, but the 'wobble' is still there. Now I can blame the wacom. Finally.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-67782442316150671142007-10-05T06:27:00.000-07:002007-10-05T07:03:45.091-07:00

This is a photo of a t-shirt I got from the Annecy Animation Festival, the first, and only animation event I have been to. I think it came with those stains, and the label advices against ironing...look, it's an old shirt and I couldn't find a large enough surface to lay it on flat. Plus I couldn't be bothered ironing it for the internet. Stop judging me.Great design by Gerald Scarfe, which

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-92048144082713265382007-10-02T15:30:00.000-07:002008-04-09T16:28:01.911-07:00

This was done some time last year [2006]. Was checking out the trial version of Painter. That ended after 60 days, but I had only saved it in Painter's native 'riff' format. Finally got to a computer with Painter on it so I exported as a photoshop psd, which I knew to work with Artrage. I was thinking of putting a backdrop in there, but I decided to leave it as-is. I did have to erase some

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-11136318023794503412007-09-26T09:47:00.000-07:002007-09-26T11:16:26.550-07:00

Ryan K, adopted son of John and heir to the Ren and Stimpy empire [all speculation], is currently making a cartoon based on his comic strip character Up Chuk Duck, which he created as a child. This reminded me of a character I devised for a comic book when I was younger. The basic premiss was a guy who would, on his normal daily travels, run into some random good luck. What joy he would have, for

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-61934897910346425932007-09-07T06:37:00.000-07:002008-03-25T15:00:55.597-07:00

I've been voicing my opinions about mocap [motion capture] in a couple of places. I wont go into too much detail of my opinion of mocap and rotoscoping. To summarise;1) In both cases the results are usually poorer than good animation.2) Motion capture and rotoscoping are not animation and shouldn't be referred to as.3) They have their places, but shouldn't be used as a replacement for animation [

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-20798678954687106812007-08-31T17:43:00.000-07:002007-09-01T08:59:02.619-07:00

He's probably not mad, but if he sees what I did to his face in this first painting, he'll be fuming. He seems to have an alien quality to him in my [unintentional] interpretation of humanity gone awry. I probably should have smoothed out the texture more - he's looking more aged than he should. and that stuff on his temple that looks like liver spots are actually his hair and, er...things that

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-23215550467405598352007-08-25T09:34:00.000-07:002007-11-02T15:13:30.830-07:00

I have a special prize of a mock mini computer made by Pear Shaped Inc to give away to the 500th viewer of my profile! All you have to do to claim is to take a screen grab of the 500th profile view and I will send you your prize.*UPDATE* I won!I saw that '300' film. Poor effort. Sin City was good, so this had potential. Or did it? [dum dum DUMMMM!!!]One of the most over Hollywoodised stories ever

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-29774017640780158002007-08-06T13:15:00.000-07:002008-03-25T15:00:55.599-07:00

Nude beaches. That turn you on? You WHORE!!!Click to get a real good look, you pervo.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-48705458612951004322007-07-07T12:30:00.000-07:002008-01-15T12:37:42.364-08:00

I find that if I draw a background or at least a prop before I draw a character, it becomes easier to pose and place a character within the frame [of the canvas]. So it's quite foolish that I rarely go from background to foreground. But we all know characters are more fun to draw than coat stands. This character is androgynous. It could be Tim Burton or janet street porter, although I was

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-15259839269027643532007-06-22T05:14:00.000-07:002007-11-02T15:14:17.718-07:00

Hmm, there seems to be quite a few post on Walt Disney of late on the internet. If you watch or read a Chaplin biography they'll no doubt mention Hitler and his copying of Chaplin's moustache. Then you see or read a Disney biography, and they draw similarities there too. So who copied who? And why don't you see that style of facial hair anymore? I'm guessing it's because the wearer is unlikely to

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-55226141710216051882007-06-11T15:30:00.000-07:002007-08-05T09:33:41.774-07:00

If there may be aliens on other worlds, we should not necessarily dismiss the idea that they may suffer from diarrhoea from time to time.This is older, from this year.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-40774075866286307912007-06-07T09:40:00.000-07:002008-04-09T16:28:01.914-07:00

Perennial favourites, expertly hand crafted and rendered for your pleasure. From memory, no reference used. And with that, you're probably thinking something like, 'Dood, use some reference next time'. Point taken.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-90347869192578373932007-05-24T15:17:00.001-07:002008-03-25T15:02:07.195-07:00

Could have continued with this, but I stopped. So sue me. Not really, don't bring in the lawyers.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-7899625351922214392007-05-18T07:26:00.000-07:002008-01-15T12:34:22.619-08:00

Beauty is only skin deep. Now wear my face as a mask you freaks!See below for finished work.

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-15826019617743595242007-05-17T16:27:00.000-07:002008-01-15T12:33:45.303-08:00

Here's a drawing of a character, with no influences what so ever. Tee hee hee!This was started at least a month ago, more I should think. I did the construction without too much thought of the final character-just to get a form. Practice really. I saw that the proportions reminded me of Dexter from Dexter's Lab, which got me thinking of the Yoda character by Genndy Tartakovsky. Which I was musing

crsPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24919168.post-12497101242632246932007-05-07T05:13:00.000-07:002007-08-05T09:38:10.284-07:00

Time to catch up with my fans.Hiya 'Queefy'! What on earth is a 'pen0r'? Whatever it is I sure wont be sucking on it, as you probably keep it between your arse cheeks. Let's check out your profile, maybe the mysterious 'pen0r' resides there. Ah...Emo haircut, check. Let's delve further."Occupation: Chronic Masturbater" So no surprises then. Onwards we go...Awww poor queefster got shy on us. Oh

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