LADIES, FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE...

...I'm single and I'm accepting applications. Now I realize that women are more inclined to value personality over any physical attribute when it comes to choosing a suitor [flings and one night stands notwithstanding]. So I've provided a visual interpretation of my personality. Judging from this picture, am I the type of guy you will feel comfortable to allow to defile your special place? Answers on a postcard.