A PROFOUND MOVIE QUOTE

Although the film wasn't good, wisdom can be gleaned from one little boy. If you are familiar with it, you will notice this  is not the boy or even related to the shot in the film. I think I also added the ampersand  but I can't remember. I don't want to watch that sheet-tee film again - Ewe-Toob it BEACHES!!!

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A BIT OF BULL-SHIT

No emotional, nor financial support so far... The Anti-Unicorn will deliver his vengeance.

Looking for at least a one post per week average, so there should be another post before the month is over. You are the luckiest of the curse-ed.

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crsP HAZ IDEAS

This will be a feature film, done in Hanna-Barbera 'Full Animation' style - about eight frames a second by Indonesian infants. Extreme outsource, to the MAX. Werd.

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THE LITTLEST BIG ONE

Dr Woofhausen on duty - who wants a Dog vasectomy?

CHIN-CHINNERY, CHIN-CHIN-CHEROO

It's been a while. Take a seat.

THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT

Or dusk. 

A MESSAGE

Beware false prophets crowning their own unworthy messiahs.

WINDS BLOW TO THE EAST

Love looks to the west.

MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING

When I was a child I couldn't quite catch on to Yosemite Sam, like some of the other characters. Not sure why, but maybe he seemed too one dimensional. He always came in blasting his guns, being loud and blustered for no reason. Rah rah rah. Hmpf. What a weirdo.

THE INTERVIEW

To compensate for her lack of experience in the corporate banking sector, Janet knew she had to make an impact at her interview.

crsP VALENTINE ADVICE

Give her your heart, and she might pretend to not notice your fingers as they skim across her breasts.

MY FLOWER ON DISPLAY

Your tangled tales of lies and deceit, grow to choke your very essence. Repent...REPENT!!!

CAPITALISM

Like one of those chubby cats you might find on the internet. Notice I didn't write 'fat pussy', with all it's associated innuendo. That's a sign of maturity.

PEER PRESSURE

Everybody but me is to blame for the poor execution of this. My reputation remains intact.

MUPPET

~With questionable hygiene.

SOFT FUZZY PEACH

Too good for the likes of you. You are not yet worthy to sample the sweet juices which lay within. The heavenly delights are not for your sinful earthly heart.

LADY SINGS THE BLUES

It's not referenced, so don't think it's of any person living or dead. 

STOP ME IF I GET TOO PREDICTABLE

Try not to get murdered this Christmas.

Hugs and kisses [platonic, unless you're an enticing woman, with seductive skills and knowledge of the erotic arts, able to change my mind],

From crsP [who is not a WHORE!!!]

LADIES, FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE...

...I'm single and I'm accepting applications. Now I realize that women are more inclined to value personality over any physical attribute when it comes to choosing a suitor [flings and one night stands notwithstanding]. So I've provided a visual interpretation of my personality. Judging from this picture, am I the type of guy you will feel comfortable to allow to defile your special place? Answers on a postcard.

PROCESSED CHEESE

In January Apple are expected to reveal a sub-notebook. It is rumored to have multi-touch sensitive surface and be a true rival to the Wacom cintiqs. Of course you should know that I just started this rumor. It's not going to happen. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE DREAMERS! This isn't STAR TREK!!!