MADAMA BUTTERFLY

More mouse shenanigans. Yet again using another drawing program with no undo feature. Hence the ~Rodin \ Cubism-esq legs. I just ran with it... BOOM!

TESTING, ONE TWO THREE...

I didn't mention it in the last post, but I was not in good health when I started to colour and letter that cartoon. That's why I didn't bother doing what I was going to do with the speech bubbles -which might have made them look slightly better. But that's not the point. Soon after I had done it, I had an incident with a cat. I don't know how malicious this kitten was intentionally being, but it jumped up onto where my wacom tablet was and knocked it and the pen tool, as well as the mouse, into a basin of water. Ironically I was clearing the way to move this basin, which probably cause the cat to go off on it's exploration of my keyboard area. Known as 'Keystation Alpha Zero' to the military. I unplugged it and hadn't used it since. Just incase there was some excess water. And this is a test I did today to examine functionality. Not scientifically mind. In fact I had itunes and other applications going in the background, and my computer being not fast at all by today's standards, I was getting a few straight lines where I was drawing curves. Let's hope it's okay. Talk about bad news after bad news, eh? Then I got a stalker. He used to work on Ren and Stimpy and now he wants to get passionate with me. No way dude, this isn't a sequel to Onwards and Upwards [which he 'wrote' - would explain the lack of humour]!

TURTLE POWERLESS

The last ninja turtle post had a bit of a rush job [comparatively speaking!] on the cartoon. Now here's something with more of a narrative. The composition might be a bit cramped. You should have seen the first layout I did - April had a full bodied shot in her negligee and she was touching a turtle. Phew, glad no one was forced to see that one! The area of the speech is a little bit weird, I know, but I composed it without speech bubble in mind [although I had a rough outline of what I wanted them to say. Speech would also work with just Raphael saying "See it? SUCK IT". Also in that last post I made reference to the lyric 'worlds most awesome fighting team'. I think it was infact 'worlds most fearsome fighting team'. An apology goes out to the families hurt in this gross negligence.

NAKED THUNDERCAT

You know those hairless cats which women like? And you know those cloth-less women that men like? Well I put them together to spite all of you. That's your punishment for not making any orders on my latest venture.

THE GLAMOROUS WORLD OF SMOKING

 Drab.

CHIN-CHINNERY, CHIN-CHIN-CHEROO

It's been a while. Take a seat.

A MESSAGE

Beware false prophets crowning their own unworthy messiahs.

IT GETS WORSE

In more ways than one.

MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING

When I was a child I couldn't quite catch on to Yosemite Sam, like some of the other characters. Not sure why, but maybe he seemed too one dimensional. He always came in blasting his guns, being loud and blustered for no reason. Rah rah rah. Hmpf. What a weirdo.

NICK CROSS HATES ME

Don't know why, I'm loveable. Here's the skinny:~

On February Third, 2008, Nick Cross posted on the progress of his latest animated short. I noticed something in the colouring that I wanted to ask about before [not necessarily Nick Cross], which was the colouring of some moving parts being a lighter hue than the static parts. My thoughts when I saw this as a child on cartoons was that because the cel acetate were stacked, and the moving parts being the top most as they were the ones to be changed most, then that would slightly darken the lower ones, enough to be noticeable. But as He was using digital, I wondered maybe if my long held theory was wrong, as his cartoons were 'painted' like that. Or maybe he just liked the aesthetic. I did start off with a compliment to his progress so far and then asked my question. But I guess something in it set him off on a wild angry comment deleting fit. 

Obviously, in these type of situations, I've learnt it's best to just leave them and their website be. No answers will be gained. The mysteries of the universe still remain as such. HOWEVER, I call forth a rain of one thousand Barriers upon his next Bbq. And late night phone calls from Elmslie explaining to him how anybody who uses Flash to animate is doomed to producing a pile of turds, no matter how much effort they put in it. With the caveat that if JohnK happens to do a few layouts for the cartoon, that will stem the tide of the inevitable, thus making the cartoon look not at all like it was created in Flash [don't ask me about the technicalities of how this works - it's not my theory]...

crsP VALENTINE ADVICE

Give her your heart, and she might pretend to not notice your fingers as they skim across her breasts.

SOFT FUZZY PEACH

Too good for the likes of you. You are not yet worthy to sample the sweet juices which lay within. The heavenly delights are not for your sinful earthly heart.

THE RED MIST DESCENDS

Hot heads need cool water.

UNEMPLOYMENT BLUES

From Boxing Day onwards, Santi must feel fairly emasculated.

STOP ME IF I GET TOO PREDICTABLE

Try not to get murdered this Christmas.

Hugs and kisses [platonic, unless you're an enticing woman, with seductive skills and knowledge of the erotic arts, able to change my mind],

From crsP [who is not a WHORE!!!]

THONGS ARE NOT SEXY

I don't get the popularity of thongs. How is it sexy that your favourite girl is sweating on a string threaded through her arse-crack all day long? You want to bury that thing after normal use. And I shouldn't have to point out that thongs on men should be a no go, if only for the reason of aesthetics.

LADIES, FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE...

...I'm single and I'm accepting applications. Now I realize that women are more inclined to value personality over any physical attribute when it comes to choosing a suitor [flings and one night stands notwithstanding]. So I've provided a visual interpretation of my personality. Judging from this picture, am I the type of guy you will feel comfortable to allow to defile your special place? Answers on a postcard.

PROCESSED CHEESE

In January Apple are expected to reveal a sub-notebook. It is rumored to have multi-touch sensitive surface and be a true rival to the Wacom cintiqs. Of course you should know that I just started this rumor. It's not going to happen. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE DREAMERS! This isn't STAR TREK!!!

PUBIC LICE

You need to view the larger size to marvel at the optical-transposing I have hand delivered to you. WARNING: you may experience feelings of amazement. Viewer discretion is advised.