FIRST IMPRESSIONS

I just don't know what to tell you. I wanted the flowers to look 'crappy', but not to this extent. Why is he wearing a moss covered jacket as skin? No idea. What I know is that I started with the beak, and continued pushing the 'wrong' colours all the way to the finish. At least it shows stamina and commitment on my part.

LIKE A PHOENIX RISING FROM THE ASHES...

...clutching his balls, 2008 rolls in to stink up your life. Real funky too. Like an eggy fart. But you welcome it, hoping for rose petals.