YOUR PRESENT!

I know that, for reasons unbeknownst to rational folk, people who consider themselves to be 'cartoonists' vehemently despise 3d software and imagery [in fact, ANY software, if recent statements that Adobe Flash has somehow got some malicious code built into it by jealous programmers which cause any and all animation created with it to be 'shittified'©, are to be believed], so it's with some trepidation that I lay this gift onto your supple lap. It's name is Makehuman. It's free. The gist is, you use it to pose your figure to help you as reference for drawing [at least that's the use I came up for it]. You can shape the model with real world attributes such as age, sex height weight, and\or go in more detailed and adjust each appendage at will. I've only messed about with it for short bursts, but then I tried to come up with something as a test of the practicalities of use. Not bad result considering I went in with only the thought of making a Spiderman pose [I didn't even have a specific idea of a web-slinger pose, just went with some typical Spidey things, like the fingers, as I went along]. I need to do more testing, as this took a long time to pose, but I've tried 'Poser' previously and had serious trouble with actually posing figures in a way I wanted. Plus this one doesn't have the full feature set yet, so some of the adjusters are blank. I, for example, couldn't get the curve on the back that I wanted, nor the exact positioning of the head.  But I see the potential as a virtual mannequin, and so will the more adventurous of you. whores

UNEMPLOYMENT BLUES

From Boxing Day onwards, Santi must feel fairly emasculated.

STOP ME IF I GET TOO PREDICTABLE

Try not to get murdered this Christmas.

Hugs and kisses [platonic, unless you're an enticing woman, with seductive skills and knowledge of the erotic arts, able to change my mind],

From crsP [who is not a WHORE!!!]

THONGS ARE NOT SEXY

I don't get the popularity of thongs. How is it sexy that your favourite girl is sweating on a string threaded through her arse-crack all day long? You want to bury that thing after normal use. And I shouldn't have to point out that thongs on men should be a no go, if only for the reason of aesthetics.

LADIES, FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE...

...I'm single and I'm accepting applications. Now I realize that women are more inclined to value personality over any physical attribute when it comes to choosing a suitor [flings and one night stands notwithstanding]. So I've provided a visual interpretation of my personality. Judging from this picture, am I the type of guy you will feel comfortable to allow to defile your special place? Answers on a postcard.

IF I WAS SPIDERMAN #01

Scratchy. Plus I lost all the detail from the pencils when inking her face. She looks like she was hit with a frying pan to her face. Probably should have used reference for Spiderman. Oh well.

PROCESSED CHEESE

In January Apple are expected to reveal a sub-notebook. It is rumored to have multi-touch sensitive surface and be a true rival to the Wacom cintiqs. Of course you should know that I just started this rumor. It's not going to happen. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE DREAMERS! This isn't STAR TREK!!!

HERMY OH KNEE

In their efforts to sexualize Hermione, the film makers have lost focus on two facts. Firstly, she is a witch, and secondly, she is described with big buck teeth and bushy hair. All of which are integral to her character in the stories.

Hollywood seems reluctant to acknowledge the literal descriptions that authors place in their books, disregarding plot, changing characters, and 'fixing' dialogue. Every book is turned into a boy meets girl predictable tale. Lord of The Rings is another example of a poor book to movie translation. Potter was hacked so much that, though I had recently read the Goblin of Fire, even I and the person I watched it with [who also read it] were thoroughly confused at the film. The narrative had been killed. Characters would do things for no apparent reason. They tried to form a romantic link between Harry and Hermione, knowing full well that there was no such suggestion in the book [the films being behind the book, it was quite obvious where the romantic ties lay - but you can't have the lead character not get the girl in Hollywood]. The book had a mystery who-done-it plot. But the moviemakers decided this might be too difficult for a filmgoing audience. So they revealed the killer at the start. Genius.

Had they bothered to be more faithful to the book, they would have produced a better film. The book reads like a film. It's plotted like one. So what gives?

P.s. I know she looks like  a monster freak in my drawing.

CHECK OUT THESE NIPPLES!

My fan must have noticed the dearth of posts lately. Largely due to uploading of images being a difficult thing to do using Safari browser. Some times it works, most times not. I'm not entirely sure I've found the reasons for it's erratic behavior, but I'm experimenting. These were uploaded first time. Just to add to the confusion. I now refuse to download Camino browser or any others just to post images. It's the principle.

This is my clementine. I was going to save it, but it looked so juicy and mouth watering. So I delicately peeled off her outer garment, separated her segments with my fingers, and extended my tongue to lap up the excess fluids which squirted and trickled down her sides. I greedily proceeded to masticate on my clementine. Oh my darling...