WHO'S THE TOP BITCH?

I made this character in free-dee. I am 'Ta Best' at everything.
See? SEE?! NUDITY!!!

Flick those beans bay-bee~~~~~~~~~~~~>










Background image taken from here - I used the preview version that came up with Google images. My Foe-Toe-Shop skills are obviously above par.

LIONS, AND TIGERS AND BEARS - MINUS THE FIRST TWO

Hey Folks! My 'Blarrrrging' rate has been messed up due to a deadly combination of spotty internet access, plus, all-round procrastination. You forgive me though, right?

 <( ^ O ^ )>...<~~*Ghey Face*

What we have here, girls and boys, is a non-desrcript bear. Is crsP moving into the lucrative Super Nintendo games market? Could be, could be...

BONUS ROUND!!!

Meet Quackers! My buddy Matti made a game using AMOS on ye ole Amiga compooter, way back in the tunnels of time. He named him Quackers, and it has fuelled some remarks from my good self throughout the years. I find descriptive character names to be funny. What of it?! I made this Quackers from ma 'magination, and so don't judge your review score of Matti's game on this Master-Works.

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POE-PEE THE DOODLE MAN

Not one for the elaborate phone doodle - if you do see these, 'more than squiggles' drawings, and it was you on the other end of the phone conversation, then that person is trying to tell you that you are boring.

So thank goodness for customer 'service' who are willing to put you on hold long enough to complete an opus animation. Animated twenty-four frames a second. idiots

Here's the process behind the thinking, for those who want to follow along and create their own masterpieces!

It starts with some random double-helix scribbles - classic phone sketch fodder. Then, artfully transformed into some sort of bacteriophage. Mmm, nice! Then, a glove puppet enters, stage right - HUZZAH! Now, a puppet with no master is one for suspicion. What devilry controls this hand-less abomination?! Thus an arm was drawn out into a body. And the logical conclusion resulted in a Poe-pee sporting a berét.

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A BIT OF BULL-SHIT

No emotional, nor financial support so far... The Anti-Unicorn will deliver his vengeance.

Looking for at least a one post per week average, so there should be another post before the month is over. You are the luckiest of the curse-ed.

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crsP HAZ IDEAS

This will be a feature film, done in Hanna-Barbera 'Full Animation' style - about eight frames a second by Indonesian infants. Extreme outsource, to the MAX. Werd.

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Dog Is A DJ

Wikki-wiki-woof-WOOF!

More mouse mania. Check out that perspective attempt! No undo also.

TESTING, ONE TWO THREE...

I didn't mention it in the last post, but I was not in good health when I started to colour and letter that cartoon. That's why I didn't bother doing what I was going to do with the speech bubbles -which might have made them look slightly better. But that's not the point. Soon after I had done it, I had an incident with a cat. I don't know how malicious this kitten was intentionally being, but it jumped up onto where my wacom tablet was and knocked it and the pen tool, as well as the mouse, into a basin of water. Ironically I was clearing the way to move this basin, which probably cause the cat to go off on it's exploration of my keyboard area. Known as 'Keystation Alpha Zero' to the military. I unplugged it and hadn't used it since. Just incase there was some excess water. And this is a test I did today to examine functionality. Not scientifically mind. In fact I had itunes and other applications going in the background, and my computer being not fast at all by today's standards, I was getting a few straight lines where I was drawing curves. Let's hope it's okay. Talk about bad news after bad news, eh? Then I got a stalker. He used to work on Ren and Stimpy and now he wants to get passionate with me. No way dude, this isn't a sequel to Onwards and Upwards [which he 'wrote' - would explain the lack of humour]!

NAKED THUNDERCAT

You know those hairless cats which women like? And you know those cloth-less women that men like? Well I put them together to spite all of you. That's your punishment for not making any orders on my latest venture.

THE GLAMOROUS WORLD OF SMOKING

 Drab.

ECONOMICS

Despite the current weakness of the US Dollar, some Canadians are still not satisfied.

SEVEN DAY ITCH

I've changed the settings to only display the last 7 posts. That will help those with limited bandwidth. The rest are still there . I thought 7 would be a good number as, even if I do one a day, you'll get a weeks worth. You lucky bastards\bitches.

DAUGHTER OF RAMBO[W]

No gun-flash means no hassle.

AVOIDING TANKGIRL

The clothes look stupid because she originally had a [quite conservative two-piece] bikini. But swimsuits look out of place anywhere but by a large body of water. They look cheesy. Like cheap underwear.

IT GETS WORSE

In more ways than one.

KISS KISS BANG BANG

Yer, so I need to work on my gun flashes. A bit of Rumiko Takahashi type eye, but not enough to look good.

BEACHES

In a recent post, an anonymous commented that I was a "panty waist". I think what she\he was hinting at was that I had gone soft. I must admit to the sporadic bout of poetic prose, but I just can't help my romantic nature. However, to remedy this situation, and to regain the respect of a stranger I don't know nor care about, I decided to get back to grass roots. More guns. More women. More bikini action. Too bad I bastardised my original idea so much. 

COLOUR ME BAD

Dracula himself is not immune to the occasional fashion faux-pas.

FRANKIE GOES TO HONG KONG

Frank's monster could only live in extremes. Created with the brain of a John Woo character, he takes no prisoners.

WINDS BLOW TO THE EAST

Love looks to the west.

MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING

When I was a child I couldn't quite catch on to Yosemite Sam, like some of the other characters. Not sure why, but maybe he seemed too one dimensional. He always came in blasting his guns, being loud and blustered for no reason. Rah rah rah. Hmpf. What a weirdo.