HOLLYWOOD WEARS A HAT

Could have continued with this, but I stopped. So sue me. Not really, don't bring in the lawyers.

ARRGGGHHH! NOT IN MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!

Beauty is only skin deep. Now wear my face as a mask you freaks!



See below for finished work.

SHAKESPEARE

Here's a drawing of a character, with no influences what so ever. Tee hee hee!
This was started at least a month ago, more I should think. I did the construction without too much thought of the final character-just to get a form. Practice really. I saw that the proportions reminded me of Dexter from Dexter's Lab, which got me thinking of the Yoda character by Genndy Tartakovsky. Which I was musing on it's striking relationship to the character design of Dexter. In fact when I first saw it, to me it looked like Dexter in a Halloween costume of Yoda. All this went on as I continued drawing. Still with no set purpose. George Liquor [created by Cartoonist John kricfalusi, as you all know ]was on my mind too, if I remember correctly. So then I had a head scribbled. And I wanted to practice some painting. So instead of my usual deleting, I just used this as a base. Got some texture going on in there. Most of which you can't see :O)
The head was almost done, so I saved it. And left it for months. Recently I came back to it and did an even more rough sketch for a possible body. This time I knew I wanted this Hamlet pose. Left that for a few more days. Kept coming back to it, progressing slowly. Mainly because I forgot the technique\colours I had used for the head, to match with the hands. I knew I wanted him in a hoddie, so I did that and turned it into a tracksuit top. Shakespeare in the park. then the Text was put in.
It's obviously NOT Yoda, as Yoda has three fingers, whereas, plainly you can see, this little guy has four and a thumb. :OD I might show you the seedy underbelly of the texturing.

MAILBAG MAY 07!

Time to catch up with my fans.



Hiya 'Queefy'! What on earth is a 'pen0r'? Whatever it is I sure wont be sucking on it, as you probably keep it between your arse cheeks. Let's check out your profile, maybe the mysterious 'pen0r' resides there. Ah...Emo haircut, check. Let's delve further.



"Occupation: Chronic Masturbater" So no surprises then. Onwards we go...


Awww poor queefster got shy on us. Oh well, I was hoping for something more interesting. You wasted my time. You tit.

'anonymous', thanks for the polite offer to 'fuck' me. But you haven't bought me dinner yet you cheap bastard\bitch. Oh and p.s. I'm not a WHORE!

Arschblog, glad to know you agree with me on the Google issue.

That should be the last 'Mailbag', it's probably better to answer all your further questions in the comments. Any interesting questions\comments however, may be made into a post. So get your thinking caps on-I might make you famous!

THE MYSPACE

It's not just Myspace, it's most photos taken by self. Nothing bad about it. Except the scary tentacle arm that people insist on not cropping out. Things to look out for->aforementioned cut-off arm, taken at higher angle to maximise cleavage\minimise big chin-age. High angle forces persons' eyes to look up, giving 'baby' look. These people know what they're doing. They probably work in advertising.
This illustration has several problems. I.e. bad proportions, almost completely lacking in fish-eyed lens look I had in mind before I started, stupid colours, solid hair, eyes [particularly her left] and a serious lack of nipple presence. I left in some of he original sketch lines. I like it a bit dirty.
This is what I do now I have plenty of time from not irritating JohnK.