MAILBAG MAY 07!

Time to catch up with my fans.



Hiya 'Queefy'! What on earth is a 'pen0r'? Whatever it is I sure wont be sucking on it, as you probably keep it between your arse cheeks. Let's check out your profile, maybe the mysterious 'pen0r' resides there. Ah...Emo haircut, check. Let's delve further.



"Occupation: Chronic Masturbater" So no surprises then. Onwards we go...


Awww poor queefster got shy on us. Oh well, I was hoping for something more interesting. You wasted my time. You tit.

'anonymous', thanks for the polite offer to 'fuck' me. But you haven't bought me dinner yet you cheap bastard\bitch. Oh and p.s. I'm not a WHORE!

Arschblog, glad to know you agree with me on the Google issue.

That should be the last 'Mailbag', it's probably better to answer all your further questions in the comments. Any interesting questions\comments however, may be made into a post. So get your thinking caps on-I might make you famous!

MAILBAG 10\06

Looks like it's about that time for me to address my many fans directly. I am a people person.

Josh Heisie writes:-

Hmm...don't know what to make of that, but nice to know I've got a following from the Charles Dickens Society.

Gabriel writes:-

Er...yes you may. Dumb bastard. Don't pity him folks, I'm sure he aspires to be greater.

Robert Hume writes:-

I believe you're referring to these little guys--

Well, that's not mine. It was created by an artist called Derek Yu. And if you like that one then you'd probably like this one which is also made by aforementioned artist:-

So I guess you're just a FILTHY WHORE!!! Why don't you go to his site and propose marriage to him, you heartless SLUT! Derek Yu website. Or straight to his pixel pornography, you PERVERT! Derek`s Pixels. Where you can find things like this to satisfy your uncontrollable lust:-

That's my correspondence done. Y`all come back now, ye'hear!