PUBIC LICE

You need to view the larger size to marvel at the optical-transposing I have hand delivered to you. WARNING: you may experience feelings of amazement. Viewer discretion is advised.

WARRIOR OF GINGER

Is it wise to ignore the sage advice from a talking rabbit, before a great battle? You must look deep within yourself for that answer.

CHIN BONGO

More fun than air swimming.

CHAPLIN

Not the real deal, just an impressionists. I owe nothing in royalties.

GUITAR HERO

Don't fear the realism on display here. Keep telling yourself, it's just a picture.

AIR SWIMMING

New craze, sweeping the nation. Which nation? Any nation. Lady's choice. You better get your air swimming costume before you are alienated by an increasingly homogenised society, artificially pursuing the infinitum of globalisation. Through the power of interpretative dance. If only.

PLUMBUM

Something went horribly wrong with the last Mario. The foundation was weak. A better Mario was called for. It could not have got much worse.

HUSH PUPPY

Phone doodle. But not a poodle.
Is it 'cute'?
Could you adopt it?
Would you like to see it in the act of coitus?

LETTUCE BEGIN

I don't know why this came out looking like Tyra Banks. I wasn't thinking about her or going for a Tyra look, but it happened. And now we just have to deal with it.

America's Next Top Model has to be one of the few formats for a 'reality' shows that works as watch-able viewing. Of course you have the girls walking about in their underoos, but you also get a peek at some useful info from the fashion world, such as lighting in photography, hairstyling, costumes, make-up, how restrictive some clothing and shoes are, and big help to the animator, posing. I know many people will poo-poo the idea that you can learn anything from such a seemingly vapid show, but it's all their to be exploited if you lower your prejudices. Plus a lot of the girls conform to the 'dumb model' stereotype, so there's quite a bit of [unintentional] humour.

CONTRARY TO RUMOURS

Despite eggs dropping out of a chicken's butt, ketchup is not derived from a chickens menstrual cycle.

IT GETS COLD

Sometimes it's difficult to look on the bright side.

THE RESCUER

He'll do anything to get you out of danger - even if it means MURDER!
More bad lettering, the kind of bad lettering I know you love. Joined today by some strange anatomy. He's got his finest Marty McFly jacket on.

BOTTLED TAN

Some people take it too far.