CAPITALISM

Like one of those chubby cats you might find on the internet. Notice I didn't write 'fat pussy', with all it's associated innuendo. That's a sign of maturity.

PEER PRESSURE

Everybody but me is to blame for the poor execution of this. My reputation remains intact.

MUPPET

~With questionable hygiene.

SOFT FUZZY PEACH

Too good for the likes of you. You are not yet worthy to sample the sweet juices which lay within. The heavenly delights are not for your sinful earthly heart.

A MIGHTY WIND

Not being a comic book collector, most of my observations about Marvel super heroes came from one of the greatest how-to books published. That, quite obviously, was How To Draw Comics - The Marvel Way! What I gleaned from those illuminating pages was that super heroism had it's own fashion trends.

• They liked to wear pirate boots [would Errol Flynn have anything to do with this?].
• Tight pants were the norm.
• Despite the tightness of their pants negating any need for support or suspension, they insisted on wearing belts. Big belts.
• metal arm or wrist bands made you cooler.

And so it is for me to introduce to you, The Mighty Strong, AKA Strong Bro! He has the ability to bend stuff, even breaking things at times! But for good, not evil. He can't fly, but that's okay, because his alter ego, LenRay Featherbottom, has collected a vast sum of air miles from his occupation as an entertainment lawyer.

LADY SINGS THE BLUES

It's not referenced, so don't think it's of any person living or dead. 

CANINE SEASON

"Woof! Bark! Donkey."

DUCK SEASON

Kids, it's never the answer. Not to any mathematical question that I'm aware of, anyway.

WABBIT SEASON

Borgs Bunny.  "What's up Buck?"

NOKIO IPHONE

Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man. In disguise.

MISSION INTO THE SUN

I know what you are thinking. Something like 'hey crsP, you seem like a multi-talented genius type to me'. Well, that's a bold statement, and of course, you are correct in your assumptions. Here's a photograph I took. Look out for the spaceship heading sun-bound if you click for the enlarged version. No filters or special effects used. You may celebrate my achievement.

THE RED MIST DESCENDS

Hot heads need cool water.

SILLY SAUSAGE

Remember when The Simpson used to be consistently funny? Now you get one or two gags here and there if you're lucky. But even so, sometimes when they come, they hit big. One I recall off hand is a show [within the show] starring 'a cop, who solves crimes in his spare time'! Come on, be fair, the whole idea is as ridiculous as it is hilarious. Anyway this hasn't much to do with that gag, but it reminded me of it when I was finished. He's a rapper who solves mysteries when he's not spittin' 16 bars. Yer, it's lame, but I warned you that 2008 was going to stink.

LIKE A PHOENIX RISING FROM THE ASHES...

...clutching his balls, 2008 rolls in to stink up your life. Real funky too. Like an eggy fart. But you welcome it, hoping for rose petals.