NAKED THUNDERCAT

You know those hairless cats which women like? And you know those cloth-less women that men like? Well I put them together to spite all of you. That's your punishment for not making any orders on my latest venture.

CAPITALISM

Like one of those chubby cats you might find on the internet. Notice I didn't write 'fat pussy', with all it's associated innuendo. That's a sign of maturity.

HEATHCLIFF ENVY

After 7 days of consecutive posts, I decided to have 7 days of no posts. I thought I would get some response on my wacom post. Considering I brought the news before many sites, such as Cold Hard Flash [my quick news delivery explicitly implies I have the best website on the internet]. Plus all my hard work and research for the tips. *whimper*

One of my favourite shows growing up was Heathcliff. Yes, an 80's cartoon. Now I will be shunned by the cartoon elitists. Oh boo-hoo, stick it up your collective bumholes. Heathcliff was funny. Heathcliff was an arrogant terrorist [evident in the lyrics of the title song] who had the neighbourhood under manners. You're just jealous of the pungent musk from his compact balls.

Apparently there were two versions. First the Ruby-Spears created with 'Dingbat' and 'Marmaduke', then the DiC series with 'the Cats and Company' [led by cat dwarf, and pimp cane sporting 'Riff Raff']. Seeing as I don't remember this Dingbat or Mamaduke, it's safe to assume I've only seen the DiC versions. And please, no jokes about crsP liking the DiC. Especially as I was watching it for the pussy! Ba-boom chii...

Best I leave it there for now. There's much I would want to say about Heathcliff.

STIMPY ET REN

Perennial favourites, expertly hand crafted and rendered for your pleasure. From memory, no reference used. And with that, you're probably thinking something like, 'Dood, use some reference next time'. Point taken.