NAKED THUNDERCAT

You know those hairless cats which women like? And you know those cloth-less women that men like? Well I put them together to spite all of you. That's your punishment for not making any orders on my latest venture.

A PRESENT FOR JOHNK

*Repost due to a mysterious bug in the formatting that would not link to a larger version of the composite*

There are at least two men that John Kricfalusi gets a boner for. One is actor  Kirk Douglas. The other is Animation director Bob Clampett. Neither are kept a secret as JohnK himself will profess his love for Kirk's rippling back muscles, or give his visage  exposure in his cartoons and on multiple characters, even to the detriment of that cartoon]. Or liberal use of Clampett's characters in music videos he has done. Not to mention the stalking of his favourite animation director [ironic as he seems less than please to have Ren and Stimpy appreciators* on his website, let alone his front lawn]. But nevermind all the politics. I made this for Mr. Krickfalusi.
 It's obviously not done with menace, and does not include his current girlfriend in it at all. So please, no deranged rants from anyone, especially from JohnK's Ex-wife. And without further ado [I don't do ado, no ado do I do, to do ado is too much doo-doo ©crsP], I present to you John Kricfalusi and Bob Clampett's daughter - JohnBob!

I might do one for you if you have access to a link of yourself and the person you want to have a child with. Try to take or use a photo of you that matches the pose of your beau - i.e. if they are facing slightly left, do the same. I will provide a small version of the results for free [about the size of the preview here, maybe larger], but if you want large, then we could make a deal. A deal wherein you pay me an obscene amount of money. Things you could make from it include, mugs, T-shirts, genital tattoos, the sky's the limit.

*non-young ladies and girls

THE GLAMOROUS WORLD OF SMOKING

 Drab.

THE LITTLEST BIG ONE

Dr Woofhausen on duty - who wants a Dog vasectomy?

ECONOMICS

Despite the current weakness of the US Dollar, some Canadians are still not satisfied.