WHO'S THE TOP BITCH?

I made this character in free-dee. I am 'Ta Best' at everything.
See? SEE?! NUDITY!!!

Flick those beans bay-bee~~~~~~~~~~~~>










Background image taken from here - I used the preview version that came up with Google images. My Foe-Toe-Shop skills are obviously above par.

SHITTING & THINKING

I forgot to post this. A mouse sketch of a turd with a twig sticking out of it. The end of the twig has some mustard and ketchup. What does it all mean?

I might be getting some new stuff. It's a secret for now, but hopefully soon.

What kind of sex drawings are best for this site? You might find out next time...

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A PROFOUND MOVIE QUOTE

Although the film wasn't good, wisdom can be gleaned from one little boy. If you are familiar with it, you will notice this  is not the boy or even related to the shot in the film. I think I also added the ampersand  but I can't remember. I don't want to watch that sheet-tee film again - Ewe-Toob it BEACHES!!!

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LIONS, AND TIGERS AND BEARS - MINUS THE FIRST TWO

Hey Folks! My 'Blarrrrging' rate has been messed up due to a deadly combination of spotty internet access, plus, all-round procrastination. You forgive me though, right?

 <( ^ O ^ )>...<~~*Ghey Face*

What we have here, girls and boys, is a non-desrcript bear. Is crsP moving into the lucrative Super Nintendo games market? Could be, could be...

BONUS ROUND!!!

Meet Quackers! My buddy Matti made a game using AMOS on ye ole Amiga compooter, way back in the tunnels of time. He named him Quackers, and it has fuelled some remarks from my good self throughout the years. I find descriptive character names to be funny. What of it?! I made this Quackers from ma 'magination, and so don't judge your review score of Matti's game on this Master-Works.

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POE-PEE THE DOODLE MAN

Not one for the elaborate phone doodle - if you do see these, 'more than squiggles' drawings, and it was you on the other end of the phone conversation, then that person is trying to tell you that you are boring.

So thank goodness for customer 'service' who are willing to put you on hold long enough to complete an opus animation. Animated twenty-four frames a second. idiots

Here's the process behind the thinking, for those who want to follow along and create their own masterpieces!

It starts with some random double-helix scribbles - classic phone sketch fodder. Then, artfully transformed into some sort of bacteriophage. Mmm, nice! Then, a glove puppet enters, stage right - HUZZAH! Now, a puppet with no master is one for suspicion. What devilry controls this hand-less abomination?! Thus an arm was drawn out into a body. And the logical conclusion resulted in a Poe-pee sporting a berét.

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A BIT OF BULL-SHIT

No emotional, nor financial support so far... The Anti-Unicorn will deliver his vengeance.

Looking for at least a one post per week average, so there should be another post before the month is over. You are the luckiest of the curse-ed.

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crsP HAZ IDEAS

This will be a feature film, done in Hanna-Barbera 'Full Animation' style - about eight frames a second by Indonesian infants. Extreme outsource, to the MAX. Werd.

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2013: THERE WILL BE BLOOD

2013, and a new rain will come, to wash away the scum from the streets of the intercomputernets - the reign of crsP!

Folks, I know you missed me, and therefore, I am willing to go on record, to promise you at least, two, count them, 2, posts for 2013. Cue fanfare. So what kind of things can you expect? Glad you asked:

• crsP abuses your characters and artworks, with his own take on things
• The discovery and identification of diseases such as 'Lucas Syndrome'
• crsP's sketch "book" - see how this 'Master Of The Arts' comes up with ideas
• World peace
• Unicorns

Now people, you should understand that all these gifts will be endowed unto your good selves, providing you support crsP, both emotionally and FINANCIALLY! If this be not the case, then you shall receive your just deserts, including, but not limited to:

• crsP abuses your characters and artworks, with his own take on things [wait, what...?]
• Depictions of genital diseases through the medium of paint, sculpture and interpretive dance
• crsP's toilet "paper". Used
• World peace - in an ironic dystopian future
• THE OPPOSITE OF UNICORNS!!!

Check back soon for your first taste of ambrosia.

Dog Is A DJ

Wikki-wiki-woof-WOOF!

More mouse mania. Check out that perspective attempt! No undo also.

A BROKEN DOG

More mousey undo restricted scribble-fest.

MADAMA BUTTERFLY

More mouse shenanigans. Yet again using another drawing program with no undo feature. Hence the ~Rodin \ Cubism-esq legs. I just ran with it... BOOM!

SPINNING BIRD KICK

I have no Wacom. Back to the stone-ages of mouse drawings. Plus I used a program that has no undo. You can NEVER be this hardcore!!!

Shuuuuuush, I know the face is bent!

TESTING, ONE TWO THREE...

I didn't mention it in the last post, but I was not in good health when I started to colour and letter that cartoon. That's why I didn't bother doing what I was going to do with the speech bubbles -which might have made them look slightly better. But that's not the point. Soon after I had done it, I had an incident with a cat. I don't know how malicious this kitten was intentionally being, but it jumped up onto where my wacom tablet was and knocked it and the pen tool, as well as the mouse, into a basin of water. Ironically I was clearing the way to move this basin, which probably cause the cat to go off on it's exploration of my keyboard area. Known as 'Keystation Alpha Zero' to the military. I unplugged it and hadn't used it since. Just incase there was some excess water. And this is a test I did today to examine functionality. Not scientifically mind. In fact I had itunes and other applications going in the background, and my computer being not fast at all by today's standards, I was getting a few straight lines where I was drawing curves. Let's hope it's okay. Talk about bad news after bad news, eh? Then I got a stalker. He used to work on Ren and Stimpy and now he wants to get passionate with me. No way dude, this isn't a sequel to Onwards and Upwards [which he 'wrote' - would explain the lack of humour]!